11 Ways to Keep a Woman in Her Place (satire)

Some years ago I through together this little piece of satire when I was frustrated at the way the denomination I was associated with dealt with the issue of the role of women. It's called 11 Ways to Keep a Woman in Her Place. I'm glad to say, though, that the local church I attended was just the opposite of what this piece implies and moved an enormous distance in truly appreciating the equality of women in the church.